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Ok! I'm writing a story! A Harry Potter story and at the end (if your good) you get a link to a funny vid (YouTube) and a Potterpuff!!! (potterpuffs are in LJ go look)

Title: Faster Than The Speed of Love (haha)
Real Title: Love...Not Again!
Pairings: Fred and George (haha twincest)
Real Pairings: Luna Neville, Draco Ron (Yea cuz Harry Draco doesn't work! They are mortal enemies no matter what! No one ever said Ron hated Malfoy!!), and Snape and Dumbledore (idea gone bad! I respect them both too much to do that to them even if dumbledore is gay....)
Author's Note: Katie loves to have comments! In comments tell me some ideas about what should happen next! Where I am it is May 20th so next update will be.................................in a week or whenever i feels like it!:P (the story is to different stories so it starts with ron's point of view and when you see this ____________ its luna's view OKAY?!!?!?) also this contains alot of information that would probibly never happen so don't complain okay? also years: Neville, Draco, Ron 6th Luna, Ginny, Lavender, Pavarti and Padma Patil (those 3 I changed their year but ONLY them ok?) 5th
ALL CREDIT TO: J.K. Rowling (characters) Whoever cast the Harry Potter movies (I'm using pictures next story) potterpuffs for my Puff pics and whoever else I offend in anyway by "stealing" your writing or anything!

I look across from the Gryffindor Table I see Draco at the Slytherin imatating Harry...AGAIN! I love Harry as a brother because we just know what to say to each other but with Draco I get tongue tied and sweaty and I studder when I told this to the only thing I can trust (My journal that Hermione jinxed to talk bnack and make suggestions to what I write unless I don't wnat it to) it said that I must love him and the things I listed are common symptons of love. I shouted back that I wasn't gay and that Malfoy was my enemy. He resonded that he was onlythat because he was Harry's and that sometimes you don't even know you may love him and may be gay. I got furious and I didn't write there for a week until I saw Malfoy again and had to write it. Even my journal was getting frustrated and told me to go on my muggle computer my dad brought home and to go to a gay test. I was so mad at it that I did it. I got a maybe gay my results: You are sometimes attracted to men and sometimes to women. You could be bisexual but it doesn't seem likely. Our guess is that you are sexually confused. So idea go out and kiss a man and a woman and see which is better, if you can't decide you are bisexual!
Ho pissed was I that i didn't get a straight answer!? VERY!
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As I walk to Herbology with Ginny and the only other people that will interact with me (Lavender Brown, Pavarti Patil, and Padma Patil) slack behind talking. Probably about me...they tend to do that. they soon catch up and start fussing over me. "Let me do something with that rat's nest you actually call your hair!" Lavender says messing with a clump of hair. "Let me do something about your style! Are those real radishes EW!" says Pavarti indicating my earings "Let me do your makeup! You look horrible with that pale look of yours!" says Padma fingering my cheeks. All together they say "Let us fix you Luna!!!" and Ginny jumpps in a shouts "SHUT UP! She's perfectly fine! If you think otherwise find someone else to fix!" she loops her arm through mine and turns around turning me to, and I look ahead to see THE most adorable boy ever! I start to blush and for once alittle color comes to my face. I haven't seemed as happy as this for a while before my mum died when i was 7, and I was only looking at him! Ginny saw me staring and said "C'mon Lu Let's go to Herbology!" she pulled me towards the boy as if she already knew him...because she had already known him. "Hey Gin...who's that?" he asked indacating me. "This, Neville, is the coolest most unique individual girl I know! Luna Lovegood!" she says proudly at least she's proud she knows me... Lav, Parvarti and Padma only talk to me because they want to "fix" me. "This is the person Lav, Par, and Pad are always trying to"--- She puts up to fingers as quotes--- "fix" he shakes his head knowingly and his hair shakes whit him. He's so cute! "Hi" he says "Hi.....so um....do you like Crumple-Horned Snorkacks?" I ask stupidly awaiting hins answer which I alread knew. "What? Oh! Um...........sure." he says simply I know he only said that so he wouldn't hurt my feelings. The way he said Oh ment  he heard of me being my "crazy" self with my Crumple-Horned Snorkacks and Blibering Humdingers and Nargles even though I know for a fact that they are real people call me Looney Lovegood and say I'm nuts.
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WHAT!?!? It's over? YES! that was only the introduction!!!! here is your daily Potterpuff
Moaning Myrtle!!! LAUGHING! Your funny link: www.youtube.com/watch it;s funny you'll need captions in the courner of the vid screen there is a box not the pause on the other side it and arrow pointing upwards click and click on cc and it will be on its funny and it curses so........

OMG I love Sirius Black and loathe bellatrix lestrange
[info]siriusblack8056
 Your daily Potter Puff from me. (Potter Puffs on LJ SEARCH)
As I've mentioned on my page (go look) I love Sirius Black of Harry Potter and sobbed for days when I read (and saw) Order of the Phoenix. And I loathe (look it up) bellatrix lestrange (oh yea she doesnt DESERVE to be capitolized!!!) because she frickin killed him!!!!!!!!! I also WORSHIP Molly Weasley for killing her (DH spoiler sorry)!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok jusyt a note if your actually reading this go look at the potterpuffs on LJthey ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tomorrows Potterpuff is Molly doing me justice!

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